In the "inaugural" episode of The Greatest Song Ever Sung (Poorly) Ed and Adam establish themselves as experts in their field, discuss the karaoke addiction that led to their love for each other, define the "perfect" karaoke week, talk to Zachary Michael Mattis who introduces them to Stanley Bigshoulders and Inda Blonde, put Zach through the first round of Hit Me With Your Best Shot, and Adam sings some Johnny Cash.